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Spamtastic!

Post by admin » Wed Mar 01, 2017 9:11 pm

I know how much we all are already starting to miss the Tier Spammers on the IMVU forums so I thought I would bring you this thread that we can fill up with utter nonsense so that we have a place to scroll through whenever we are feeling nostalgic for the 'old forms' days.
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IK wright?

8-) :twisted: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: Spamtastic!

Post by Tony Titan » Thu Mar 02, 2017 4:08 pm

Why are there no bathrooms on IMVU Mommy??? :o :o :o

You'll be my Mommy, right? Then you can buy be pressies. :P :P
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Re: Spamtastic!

Post by oOChrissyOo » Thu Mar 02, 2017 8:07 pm

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included ... So I had to buy them again.
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Re: Spamtastic!

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انما عن سمورة المتناكة شرموطة البرنامج الى هى مرتبطة بهايج المعرص الى هو ماصدق ارتبط بيها عشان يسرحها تجيبله كريديت فا هى اول شرموطة تتناكثرى دى مقابل اكريديت بسعر رخيص ههههههه مساعدة للشباب يعنى




اما عن اخبار ميدو هايج فى اخر تصريحاته لأحد الصحفيين من مجلة خولات نيوز

ان امنية حياته يتناك من كابو ويشوف ازاى كابو كيف امه مديحة وقال بالنص ( نفسه يدوق زبر كابو ) بس مين يسمع

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Re: Spamtastic!

Post by oOChrissyOo » Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:19 am

I can tell you its Arabic.....
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Re: Spamtastic!

Post by oOChrissyOo » Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:29 am

I dont need Therapy.....I just need my Coffee :)
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Re: Spamtastic!

Post by SqkyC » Fri Mar 03, 2017 4:27 pm

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Re: Spamtastic!

Post by Notorious Chicka » Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:22 pm

well supposedly Mac Daddy n Cheese has stopped them.
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Re: Spamtastic!

Post by oOChrissyOo » Fri Mar 03, 2017 6:17 pm

Wow...and I wonder how he found out...we all know he doesnt Pulse....lol
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Re: Spamtastic!

Post by admin » Sat Mar 04, 2017 8:43 am

Core Metrics

Sales Direct 1=2064 (1803 sales got 0 points) 2=2481 3=3532
Sales Derived 1=4680 (7819 got 1 point also) 2=8045 3=10710
Income Credits 1=49227 2=73441 3=99475
Income Promo 1=29355 (31124-37556) 2=45089 3=67080

Unique Metris (only top three scoring metrics count)

CC Forum Posts 1=16 2=? 3=25
Products Recent Submitted 1=57-81 2=82 3=136
Products in Catalouge 1=108(156) 2=(165-223) 3=?
Peer Review Activity 1=1274 2=2002 3=3560
Product Rating 1= ? 2= 4.2 3=4.5


Note:All these numbers were supplied by users, if numbers don't seem to have been changed, it's because there was insufficient data to change them out.

Editing to Add Number of Points needed for each Tier and their submission fee price

Number of Points needed for each Tier level

Tier 0 submission fee 500 credits you need 0 points
Tier 1 submission fee 450 credits you need 1-3 points
Tier 2 submission fee 400 credits you need 4-6 points
Tier 3 submission fee 350 credits you need 7-9 points
Tier 4 submission fee 300 credits you need 10-12 points
Tier 5 (PRO) submission fee 250 credits you need 13-15 points
Tier 6 (PRO) submission fee 200 credits you need 16-18 points
Tier 7 (PRO) submission fee 150 credits you need 19-21 points


points updated from user supplied data to update approximate numbers for tiers. Those listed in red are new data received from other creators.


Just a list for future reference of what months each update will include data from

January: October, November and December

February: November, December and January
March: December, January and February
April: January, February and March
May: February, March and April
June: March, April and May
July: April, May and June
August: May, June and July
September: June, July and August
October: July, August and September
November: August, September and October
December: September, October and November

A ROUGH EXPLANATION OF EACH METRIC.

CORE METRICS


Sales Direct:: Are sales of products you have made or when you have derived off of your own mesh and the derivation has sold.

Sales Derived: These are sales of other peoples items that have been derived off of your mesh or item that has been left derivable by you.

Income Real Credits
: This is the sum total of your profit of your products that have been bought with REAL credits.

Income Promo Credits: This is the same as Credits Real but the purchases are made with Promo Credits.


UNIQUE METRICS


CC Forum Posts
: These have been removed from the tier data thanks to IMVU's change in 'forums'
, Texture Forum and Sticker Forum, that are helpful to other users, asking for help, giving help or joining in a current conversation that is rellevent. Spam posts are removed by mods and aren't counted towards your tier score. Please refer to DA's post about Spamming for tiers here


Products Recently Submitted: This metric is solely for the last three months worth of products you have submitted. So anything done before the last three months will not be counted in this metric. Basically they fall off after three months.

Products In Catalogue: This is the total of all the items in your catalogue. This is the only metric that constantly updates as you submit. All other metrics only update when the Tiers script is run at the beginning of each month.

Peer Review Activity: This one is pretty self explanatory. It's the number of PRs you do over the last three months.

Product Rating: This is obtained when someone who is gifted or who has purchased your product goes to the product page and leaves a review and marks how many halepeno's it's worth.

Remember all tier metrics update once a month except Products in Catalogue.

The other thing to remember is that there are Five Unique metrics that can count but only your 3 top scoring ones will count towards your tier score. Those that are in the Spare Metric area DO NOT COUNT. But it's upto you which three of those Unique metrics you work on to help your tier score. They can swap about if you end up with higher points in one of your Spare metrics than one of your Unique metrics has. Once you have maxes out your Unique area to 9 points, then to go up in tiers it's all about sales.

Remember that the tier script is run automatically now on the first of the month starting at IMVU time which corresponds with PST. The script can take a few hours to show any results so please be patient.
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Re: Spamtastic!

Post by SqueakyLass » Sat Mar 04, 2017 10:05 am

Gifts are no longer necessary...

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i won 15 credits today. im independently wealthy!!
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Re: Spamtastic!

Post by MandaMarie » Sat Mar 04, 2017 4:07 pm

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(Disclaimer: The previous story is fictional and written only to spam the forum with useless garbage. In no way does this story reflect any true statements, nor real English or structure in any way. It is not meant to make you smarter, or help anyone out in any way shape or form. It's written to lack any, and all punctuation to throw your brain for a loop, and wonder if it is even a question or a statement. The spelling is designed to look as if they have no real care in the world whether or not you even understand it, as the person happens to be entitled enough to expect you to understand this in its entirety, and answer back promptly and help as they see fit. No brains were harmed in the making of this text although I can't speak for the brains who try and make sense of it. So please, use your own discretion when reading this short story, of a person who once got hacked, and thought this would be a great attempt in recovering their account. MandaMarie will not be held accountable for any injuries sustained from reading this. If an emergency should arise during the course of this story, please contact your local emergency services. The forum is not a place to ensure your safety, in the event, you may need a doctor or any medical help.)

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Re: Spamtastic!

Post by WickedAngel » Sat Mar 04, 2017 4:28 pm

Thankyou Keef for reminding of those lovely tier spammers.....some still do it in the new Discussions and get sour when told it doesn't count..



and all I keep thinking of when I see Spamtastic is....Wow Spamtastic Baby.... just listen to the chorus

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If you can read this from your computer,
then you're not really blind.
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Hello everyone, hope your day is going well for you. As for me, well, the person before me at the gas station got $0.57 worth of gas. My day doesn’t seem so bad at all. Took a trip to Wal-Mart to pick up a few things. Oh, and a quick shout out, to the woman with six screaming kids in the store, if you're wondering how those condoms got in your cart, you’re welcome.

So I got home and realized I just bought whiskey instead of milk again. How does this keep happening? Oh well, you know the lottery gives you a 1 in 20 billion chance you won't go to work tomorrow, alcohol gives me 1 in 5. You play your game and I'll play mine kthnxbai. Guess it's almost that time I try and get half way between "can't remember my name" and "head in the toilet". :P The sun is setting so it's about that time. Speaking of sunset's, sometimes I wonder as beautiful as they are, the very first person to actually see one was probably like "Well this ain't good."

Well, it has come to that time again, my time to close. Few things before I leave you, though... Next time you're on your phone, text a random phone number the following message. "The fat one won't fit into the woodchipper. What do you want me to do?" Make life a little interesting. :) Always remember that conspiracy theorists have only been planted by a secret organization to distract us from what's really going on. Also, the next time you see someone wearing camouflage clothing, bump into them. It only takes a second of your time and makes them feel like it's working.

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Re: Spamtastic!

Post by Notorious Chicka » Mon Mar 06, 2017 5:24 am

camo...THAT's why people always ask where I am!
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Re: Spamtastic!

Post by Notorious Chicka » Mon Mar 06, 2017 11:26 am

I just filed a help ticket to ask where my discussion is in their broken board.
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I'm about as intimidating as a butterfly...sigh
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Re: Spamtastic!

Post by MandaMarie » Tue Mar 07, 2017 3:40 pm

I often wonder what type of education it requires to become a staff member that handles tickets at IMVU. I am starting to really think you don't even need a high school diploma. Like, I am not saying this as a joke either, I really do believe that. It's clear you don't have to have any typing skills. Nor does it seem you have to in any way know English very well. Anyone know what the qualifications are for that position at IMVU? I have a friend who has been a long time drug addict that need's a job right now, I really am thinking he could fill a position there. Yes, I am serious too.
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Re: Spamtastic!

Post by SqueakyLass » Tue Mar 07, 2017 5:53 pm

When i first started on IMVU, i set my homepage to AP. Some teen from Singapore (IMVU staff) suspended me for a week for having AP content. The only reason he could see it was because he, himself, had AP.

i waited it out and when i got back on, i made a habit of blocking anyone and everyone claiming to be staff. Frikkin' youthies!
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